We’ve been sleeping for as long as we can remember. In fact, we practice it almost every night. It’s something we’ve been doing since we were a baby and, at the risk of sounding arrogant, we’ve considered going semi-pro on multiple occasions. Yet even with all of this experience under our belts, we sometimes find that we need a little assistance when it comes to practicing our craft in new environments while car camping. Fortunately, Luno has put together a comprehensive step-by-step guide to sleeping in the car. This way you can take to the great outdoors and snooze like a pro from wherever the road may take you.
Step 1: Remove the Luno Signature Air Mattress from its sleek carrying case and grab the two smaller base extenders (if your car needs them).
Step 2: Plug your Luno Signature Air Mattress into your car’s DC outlet and attach it to said rectangular parts.
Step 3: Turn the pump on and inflate both sections as you consider tinkling in the woods while your bed is underway.
Step 4: Realize that your camping air mattress will be fully inflated in less time than it takes to nature pee and decide to hold it for a while longer.
Step 5: Place your freshly puffed base extenders in the back seats’ foot space to fill the gap between the front and back seats and maximize potential bed space.
Step 6: Roll out the deflated mattress halves, logo side up, in the space you plan to use for the night’s hibernation.
Step 7: Inflate the mattress tops and silently panic over the fact that you forgot to pack your toothbrush.
Step 7a: Resolve that cavemen never used toothbrushes so you’re probably fine.
Step 8: Stand in awe as you admire how remarkably quickly the Luno Signature Air Mattress inflates.
Step 8a: Think of what else is possible with the wonders of technology.
Step 8b: Contemplate whether you will clone yourself in the future.
Step 9: Lay the mattress over the expansive space that has been created thanks to those comfortable base extenders from step 5.
Step 10: Marvel at how much space there is to (p)lay on your newly-inflated bed.
Step 11: Immediately and enthusiastically starfish on the massive bed and thank the car camping gods for all they have blessed you with.
Step 12: Realize that the amazing Luno air pump works so well that your car bed is a tinge too firm.
Step 13: Use the push-button comfort valve to release the tiniest bit of air so that your mattress is perfectly adjusted to your liking.
Step 14: Turn off all car lights to ensure that the car battery doesn’t crap out in the middle of the night.
Step 14a: Recall that time you electrocuted yourself with the toaster oven and say a silent prayer that you never have to use jumper cables for as long as you live.
Step 15: Crack your car windows so that you don’t wake up in a soggy and stuffy shoebox in the morning.
Step 16: Lay some sheets (or your sleeping bag) out and make a mental note to track down a toothbrush in the near future.
Step 17: Collapse into bed and bask in the warmth of the day’s sunburn as you drift off.
Step 18: Dream that you’re sleeping atop the most comfortable bed in the entire world while the faint sounds of nature lull you into a deeper and deeper sleep.
Step 19: Wake up and realize that dream was a reality.
Step 20: Take on the day well-rested so that you can climb that mountain, catch that wave, and carpe all of the diem!